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Saturday, December 13, 2008

sitcoms of lyf-1...


Imagination is more powerful than knowldege...-Albert Einstein.


Imagine a world where our profs believed dat...ME.


Exams n students have a symbiotic relationship...d kinda lyk extra-marital i'd say;-)...u cnt face it n u cnt turn away frm it...d monster is prehistoric n it refuses to go away...kinda lyk sphagetti refusing to vacate ur fork...u know u hv to eventually eat it n yet u try to fling it off ur fork...


an elder friend of mine was always bugged by his english teacher for his grammar...or rather the lack of it...he struggled n flailed against his teacher who'd continuously pester him in d class...bottomline-he hated it.


Eventually he grew up to b a police officer. Years later while going somehwere, he noticed a car slowly braking n den finally rolling to a stop a coupla meters in front of the prescribed zebra crossing at a red light while all oder vehicles stayed behind.


He walked upto d car n d owner rolled down d windows.


D teacher n his pupil again...


Something stirred up from d past n a smirk crossed d officer's face.


"Mr. Murthy...


Teacher crinkled his eyes in recognition...


"Mr. Murthy, dose lines r full stops. Not commas..."- a smirk again...;-)


it's said dat a predestined path is laid out fr all mortals even b4 dey set out...n d strings r pulled by some unaccountable force who sits up dere n judges us by our deeds...i think its chicken-shit...

As Woody Allen memorably put it 1ce-"if only god would show me some definite sign of being dere..lyk depositing a million bucks in my name at d swiss bank..."


m still searching for signs...


d luckless n d loveless r a lucky lot...


dnt believe me??...check dis 1 out...


in a group of cards, a guy was losing continuously...having lost his 5th flush straight, his friend consoled him...'dnt wrry mate, u know wat dey say rt??...unlucky at cards...lucky in love."

"oh yeah??..- d guy snarled.."m 35 n still single..

"well dere u go..."-d friend responded...;-)


i started off dis blog 2 get my frustration wid lyf out...instead it's bcum a sitcom without ne pretention dat veers off into ne topic...;-)


The world isn't just as weird as we imagine but weirder dan we can imagine...